2019-11 / untitled (4)
“Anyway,” I said. “I’m pretty sure Jesus is in my chem lab.”
“Excuse me??” Mina retorted. “Jesus himself? Like... the famous Jesus from the book?”
“Yes... the one from the best-seller... the Bible himself...”
“What makes you think that? Do they just have like the Jesus beard?”
“No actually!! That’s the surprising part.”
“Did he tell you he was Jesus or something?”
“Wow... when did I say they were a ‘he’... way to assume...”
“Answer the question!!”
“Well he just gives off this vibe, you know?”
“Ah yes, the Jesus vibe. I know exactly what you’re talking about.”
“Oh!! You’re being sarcastic!! Oh, ha ha ha! That’s funny!”
“How can someone give off a vibe that they’re Jesus.”
“Well. It’s hard to explain. But don’t you feel like if you were in His Royal Presence you would like... know?”
“Royal...?”
“Like would someone have to tell you? Like, ‘Oh hey, that’s Jesus by the way’? No! You would just be able to kinda tell... that’s how I imagine it anyway. And this dude totally like... Like I’m pretty sure that this is the feeling you would feel if it was Jesus.”
“Did you do the stat homework yet?”
“No...”
“I think Charlotte did...”
“Well let’s go get her!!!!!!!”
We hopped off the cold brick wall, and my ass breathed a sigh of relief.
“Alice!!” a figure in the distance called out to me.
“Oh shit it’s Rodney,” I said.
“What’s wrong with Rodney? Oh my god is he the Jesus dude?? Is it HIM??”
“NO!! He could never be Jesus... I hate him...”